Friday Fun 6

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite enough,

Just remember...



And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
'Cos there's bugger all down here on Earth!

Friday Fun 4

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

Worse things happen at sea you know...

Friday Fun 2

Strangely enough, remembering "Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle" did not help me when I was in the exam at the end of my OU philosophy course.

American beer, it's like making love in a canoe*...



* That's a bit rich coming from the "Aussies"